had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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