Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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