Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
do herpes really smell.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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