You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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