I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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