weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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