Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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