butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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