How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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