But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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