i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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