Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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