New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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