Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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