you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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