Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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