make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have post one night stand depression
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
