So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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