I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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