Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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