Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
His nipple licking is glorious
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