I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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