please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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