WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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