Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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