I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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