He had one of those small greek statue penises
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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