fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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