I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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