i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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