He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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