im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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