She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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