thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Shame is for Republicans.
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