doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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