I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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