at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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