We won't sleep together?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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