WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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