scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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