I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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