Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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