Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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