Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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