SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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