Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
