So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
