They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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