oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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