im about as happy as oj after his trial
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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