Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
