Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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