Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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