why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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