? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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