I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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