its not stalking. its research.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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