In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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