Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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