The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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