from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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