from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
