You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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